North Korea, Best Korea!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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