Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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