I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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