Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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