Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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