Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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