So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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