I must be too annoying 4 u.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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