im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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