You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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