would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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