her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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