I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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