I'm drive I can fine osifer
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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