Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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