He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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