thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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