he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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