Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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