whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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