I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
