My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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