We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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