Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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