okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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