im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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