I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize