Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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