I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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