Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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