I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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