U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
