Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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