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(925): View more from California

I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im so hungover

(248): View more from Michigan

Come over i have rolls

(201): View more from New Jersey

Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians

(503): View more from Oregon

How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later

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(614): View more from Ohio

do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine

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(678): View more from Georgia

He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.

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(530): View more from California

So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.

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