The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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