Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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