We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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