Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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