Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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