I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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