I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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