This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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