im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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