vagina is talking i cant
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
The adults are the big ones right?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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