Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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