Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
All I want is dick and wine.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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