i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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