NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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