I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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