i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
is wine microwaveable?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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