I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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