there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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