Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
