people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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