Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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